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Dwight D Schrutenhower
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Sep 21
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I just watched Season 1 over the weekend, and that moment of Black Noir sitting next to the piano player and just staring at him until he left made me LOVE Black Noir.

Sep 21
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Becoming a Human Centipede would be too good for Graham, McConnel and Trump.

Sep 21
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I appreciate Archer, but the last season that I genuinely enjoyed was probably the Dreamland one. I couldn’t even manage to finish the space one (though it was admittedly shaping up better than the Danger Island one did). Read more

Sep 11
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Tangentially related to Deranged Granny, I recently discovered Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys on DS9) starred in a movie called Killer Grandma last year. I love Visitor and I love slashers, but this one was just so-bad-it-was-bad and I couldn’t even finish it. I’d have loved to seen the movie given a bit more of a Read more

Sep 11
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My dumbass would try to coax it over with a piece of bacon. 

Sep 11
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Without Craven or Williamson, a Scream reboot is a hard sell. However, I LOVED Ready or Not, so I want to have faith.

Sep 11
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When I used to work in the Lawn and Garden area of Target (back when Target even had the outdoor lawn and garden areas), there was a shift where the managers kept refusing to send people out to cover my breaks. Typically my constitution would be fine with this, but something I ate wasn’t sitting right in my stomach. I Read more

Sep 11
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I was moderately skeptical of Happy Death Day and even more so of its sequel, but each of those managed to impress me. Considering that, I am just plain eager for this one.

Sep 10
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Aside from Babu Frik, who was cute and that’s about it, Skywalker gave me nothing to be happy about. It was boring and without any genuine emotion. 

Sep 9
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I get it now. Adam Sandler is the modern day Ernest. Though I doubt Halloween Hubie will be as good as Ernest Scared Stupid.

Sep 8
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Taco Bell still has me pissed off about the deletion of crispy potatoes. My beloved cheesy potato griller and spicy potato soft taco will forever live on in my memory.

Sep 8
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I just wanted to say that I loved seeing Terriers get even a mention let alone praise. I loved that first season, Donal Logue’s best work, imo.

Sep 8
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Oh! And most importantly—but also most forgettably—the USA Network gave the creators of The Adventures of Pete and Pete the chance to make The War Next Door, starring Bus Driver Stu as the excellent villain and Johnny Cage as the hero!

Sep 8
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The USA Network might be one of my favorite channels. Watching new episodes Monk, Psych, and Burn Notice was peak television for me (aside from maybe NBC’s Community/Office/30 Rock/Parks and Rec block). Burn Notice especially is a show I revisit every few years. Read more

Aug 27
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Honestly, no complaints here. A bit of action, a bit of comedy; a bit of serious, a bit of silly. 

Aug 26
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I have a love-hate relationship with Shudder (in the States). It’s introduced me to the exact 80s B-movie slashers I was looking for, and some of their original content has been fun. Read more

Aug 26
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Come to Daddy has been one of my favorite recent finds. Elijah Wood is great, and the film bounces from humor to violence to menace to dread to excitement very well. I definitely recommend folks go into it without spoilers.

Aug 26
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I fucking hate this family.

Aug 26
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I had to spend a couple of summer vacations at my grandma’s house when I was a kid. She didn’t have cable nor a computer, but she had a VHS and six VHS tapes. Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey was one of them, and I watched it so much I could once quote the movie as it was going. If for no other reason, I have a soft spot Read more