I find it hard to celebrate death. But let’s just say that I am excited for a reality where I never have to hear him say or watch him do another thing.

Signature Thoughts:

10/10 idea!

If Trump was put into a trap from the Saw movies, which would be the most poetic? I’m leaning toward the one from Saw III where the judge was bolted down in vat and pig carcasses were liquefied and poured into the vat to slowly drown the victim.

I want to smear my used toilet paper across the face of Matt Gaetz.

I’ve found myself fantasizing recently about Mars Attacks, specifically the scene where the grandma is busting up while watching Congress get vaporized on TV. If that could just happen to like 90 percent of our government right now, that’d be great.

Homelander and Stormfront’s physical responses to the heads exploding was maybe my favorite part of the scene. Their expressions of almost amused confusion was priceless.

My vote is with Allison for this draft. PS ice cream, toaster strudel and butter are all drool-inducing.

Republicans make me wonder why I ever choose to be honest. It’s often easier to lie, and these fucks face zero repercussions for their actions.

Censoring is funny to me. We clearly see the overwhelming majority of the guys ass. However, seeing the actual crack would have been too much?

I just watched Season 1 over the weekend, and that moment of Black Noir sitting next to the piano player and just staring at him until he left made me LOVE Black Noir.

Becoming a Human Centipede would be too good for Graham, McConnel and Trump.

Tangentially related to Deranged Granny, I recently discovered Nana Visitor (Kira Nerys on DS9) starred in a movie called Killer Grandma last year. I love Visitor and I love slashers, but this one was just so-bad-it-was-bad and I couldn’t even finish it. I’d have loved to seen the movie given a bit more of a…

My dumbass would try to coax it over with a piece of bacon. 

Without Craven or Williamson, a Scream reboot is a hard sell. However, I LOVED Ready or Not, so I want to have faith.

When I used to work in the Lawn and Garden area of Target (back when Target even had the outdoor lawn and garden areas), there was a shift where the managers kept refusing to send people out to cover my breaks. Typically my constitution would be fine with this, but something I ate wasn’t sitting right in my stomach. I…

Taco Bell still has me pissed off about the deletion of crispy potatoes. My beloved cheesy potato griller and spicy potato soft taco will forever live on in my memory.

I just wanted to say that I loved seeing Terriers get even a mention let alone praise. I loved that first season, Donal Logue’s best work, imo.

Oh! And most importantly—but also most forgettably—the USA Network gave the creators of The Adventures of Pete and Pete the chance to make The War Next Door, starring Bus Driver Stu as the excellent villain and Johnny Cage as the hero!

The USA Network might be one of my favorite channels. Watching new episodes Monk, Psych, and Burn Notice was peak television for me (aside from maybe NBC’s Community/Office/30 Rock/Parks and Rec block). Burn Notice especially is a show I revisit every few years.