65 million Americans are idiots. That includes some of everyone heres friends and families.

Honestly this whole show sucks.   I kinda wish they didn’t announce the results of an election until it was done.  All this unofficial counts and the media “calling” states just makes complicated and silly.  

One of my favorite drunk history stories... lol

The sheriff saying, “Ya’ll don’t do anything stupid” and then immediately leaving town is the best part of that story.

I will take your word that this story is true, but all I could think after I read it was “this sounds like the plot of Road House.”

I mean, the movie is literally called “The Craft:Legacy.”

is that a tree sculpture of david duchovny?

This is a good example of how people’s tastes and perceptions can differ. To me the crepe cake looked like a bunch of spinach tortillas with sour cream and strawberries.  I was mildly nauseated every time they took a bite of one.

Not only Jan 1, but Jan 1, 1900! So many 120-year-olds just spankin’, crankin’ and wankin’!

So you’re saying 85% of the population wasn’t born on January 1st?

Yeah, calling a woman a cunt is misogynistic, though. 

It’s all in the delivery. “I’m a terrible guesser. My wife asked me, ‘Guess what I’ll be for Halloween’ and I said ‘Drunk on rum?’”

I loved the Birds sketch so, so much. The way it hit on the utter insanity of it at all was near perfect and I pretty much died when they showed the glass cutter.

An unrepentant one, of course.

As an abusive asshole.

The Scarian one is so frustrating. It’s so blatantly cribbed from other stories/movies that I cannot believe it got picked.

Wear it, but have another t-shirt on underneath so if a MAGAbastard does try to raise a fuss, you can simply take it off while voting. Push the limits, but have a fallback plan so you don’t get bounced entirely. Make a bit of a fuss before you do take it off, a loud one, just so that it doesn’t seem like your are…

I just learned about this Tory/Brexit stuff about a week ago, because I’m a purist who only enjoys the show within the confines of the show itself. Any hype or spectacle around it ruins the simplicity for me, so the less I know, the better. That being said, Prue can go fuck herself from now on. 

THEY HAUNT MY NIGHTMARES AND SHOULD GO BACK TO HELL WHERE THEY BELONG.