Maybe the sharks become smart enough to learn how to talk, and they are all voiced by Samuel L. Jackson.

I hate the first Cars movie. Compared to other Pixar offerings, Cars seemed to have little heart and nothing new or interesting to say. It was just a movie about a Car who wanted to go fast, but he had a Doc Hollywood-esque mishap that forced him to learn something about himself and befriend forgettable side characters…

Years and years ago, 30 Rock introduced me to the term “sex idiot” and that is my only explanation for the MGK and Pete Davidson relationships.

I LOVED Parable of the Sower. If you weren’t aware, there’s a sequel—Parable of the Talents--that I’d recommend.

I’ve heard great things about this one! I see it’s streaming on Shudder. Not sure how I missed this one, but it’s now on my short list :)

I’ve been watching a lot of horror movies recently, so if anybody is looking for suggestions, here are some of them I’ve seen recently in case anybody else is in need of screams and/or gore.

I think about and reference this sketch all the damn time.

This is priceless. Funnily enough, it also mirrors a conversation I had with somebody about a decade ago about RATM. Some people are willfully obtuse.

When I see Tucker Carlson, I tend to imagine him as Vanbo from Solar Opposites:

Agreed. Twister was an unexciting (for me at least) summer flick that was fine. Perfect to have on the TV as one does chores about the house. But one of the “worst movies” somebody has ever seen in theaters has to be a self-aware hyperbole.

“the lawful evil My Buddy doll”

I have a jellyfish tattoo on my right shoulder, and yep, I definitely forget its there until summer comes around and people start asking about it.

That shirt is my childhood; I’m in love. Thanks for sharing :)

As other commenters already said, The Mask would actually, genuinely be a great addition.

General looks are hardly scientific, but I am 5' 11" and about 250 pounds, and I don’t look anywhere near as plump as Trump. No way he is both taller and lighter than me with that circumference. Unless maybe I am heck ripped under my flab.

I won’t defend the quality of Emmerich’s work, because the movies of his I do like I’ll still admit are bad. However, his movies tend to make a lot of money on foreign markets.

I might be the Joker to your Batman. At least as far as grilled cheese sandwiches go.

This is a great joke. Wish I had more than a star to give.

Has anybody mentioned that Stephen Miller looks like a grownup Randall from Recess? I’m sure I’m years late to that revelation, but if not, there you go.

I was in a unique position of actually being awake past midnight last night, so I was able to catch Polar Opposites before I went to bed.