That was my favorite part!!

High ass child, mixing together ice creams all willy-nilly.

It’s funny to me that the “Wake and ‘No Bake’ Cookie Dough Core” is under the “less stoneder” category. I mean, I guess it’s right there in the title—no bake. 

Happy birthday! Ribs and Fraiser sound like a decent way of spending the evening, considering the circumstances. And I definitely encourage a birthday bowl!

I wholeheartedly endorse starting more sentences about people with the phrase “Out of all of my enemies...”

What is the point in having a guy play the Trunchbull? I get that the stage production started the “tradition” (way back in the olden times of 2010) but why is it a tradition, anyway? Pam Ferris was iconic in the movie’s version of this role.

I came in looking for tortellini, but it was left out. Now tortellini is crying. I hope you’re all happy.

Similarly, the pressure cooker chili recipe I use calls for tortilla chips as the thickener. Sometimes when I don’t want to use actual chips, I’ll look in my pantry for stale tortillas.

My first time seeing Bob Odenkirk was on a segment of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, where he was a guest along side David Cross. Because of that appearance, I have a habit of calling him Ba Bodenkirk. It makes me laugh every time, and nobody else ever gets it.

The SNL at-home stuff that I’ve watched surprised me. The Zoom sketch with Aidy and Kate was genuinely funny, imo, and both Mikey’s and Heidi’s sketches were fine considering everything. Weekend Update with the smattering of live viewers wasn’t bad, either. Based on those segments, I am cautiously optimistic about a…

Two things I can relate to in this article:

I was thinking Daniel Bruhl!

Look, some of us aren’t ready to start fantasizing about slurping up confection-ized people through krazy straws. I get it. I won’t hold that against you :)

I’m not going to lie, watching the eponymous killer klowns (from Outer Space) stick straws into their cotton candy-cocooned captives and drink them like melted slurpees always kinda looked good to me.

I just watched the first episode this morning and loved the skit Nicole and Jacque did at the beginning. So happy its back!

I’ll tell you this much, I do not want to find a wad of toilet paper at the bottom of my fridge. There’s children in my house, and the possibility of that wad containing something awful is just too great.

“Close quarters” in 8,000 sq. ft?!? I’m in a 1,550 sq. ft. house with seven total occupants (two of them being children). I don’t feel like Goop knows what words mean.

I’m synced up with Marnie on this one. Onions are versatile, hot sauce makes everything better, and the other three picks can be repurposed into any number of dishes.

I got nothing to squabble about! My three favorites--the channa masala, butter chicken, and palak paneer all got solid placement on the grid. I’m a happy food reader.

I think you can assume that any commenters who say that “you aren’t voting” mean to say “you aren’t voting for the president,” which was your stated plan.