I thought this was a decent episode. There weren’t any sketches that I felt I had to share with friends, but I personally was entertained most of the time.

True story: Once I was at Target and saw a big container of MaroSnacks and I got super excited that they finally made a huge container for Combos. By the time I got close enough to make out the dog’s face, I was disappointed, to say the least.

I’m all for a Lizzie McGuire that fucks. In fact, let’s get “fucking” iterations of all of our childhood shows. The Adventures of Pete and Pete that fucks. Even Stevens that fucks. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids: The TV Show that fucks. There’s a lot of fucking opportunity here.

Yeah, the author’s pitch for Markle to play Storm really rubbed me the wrong way.

I was born and raised in California, and Combos have been a part of my snacking since childhood. I do feel like they kinda disappeared for a while during the 00's, though.

This is truly the dumbest shit ever.

This article literally made my brain hurt. I read it, and then I felt a distinct cramp right in the front of my head.

I’m not a presidential scholar by study or hobby, but I recall my fondness for Eisenhower when I first read his farewell address in high school, primarily the warning of the modern military-industrial complex:

Huskybro, I am pretty sure 90 percent of the comments of yours I’ve read have left me with a chuckle or feeling heard without having to say anything. You got some anonymous Internet love from this corner of cyberspace.

I am not saying that I believe this conspiracy theory. I am saying that I find it hard to believe that anybody actually approved the original design of Sonic. He looks like if the Annoying Orange were painted blue!

My roommate decided to splurge on some kind of trial deal with Blue Apron a couple of years ago. I, being the cook of the household, was curious and eager to try it. The week of the trial, though, I came down with a flu and was very feverish. I spent a couple of days/nights drinking Nyquil and binging the single…

Jackie Earle Haley was definitely the best part of the remake.

Yes, it is. Jesse + Grady 4 ever

How does a remake of Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge remake sound for the next entry of Freddy Krueger’s franchise?

I don’t hate Pimento, but I did hate Rafi in The League.

I’m stuck between Aimee and Marnie here, but I think the combined picking of Cookies and Cream and Salted Caramel pushes Aimee over the edge for me a bit. Salted caramel is just such a beautiful combination of sweet and salty, cold and creamy. Divine!

Looks like Dave Franco playing Martin Shkreli.

I am shorter than Trump by a couple of inches, and I weigh 250, and I look slim compared to his dumpy ass.

On the note of Oswalt holding off on introducing King’s work to his daughter:

I don’t think I knew the name Matt Gaetz before today, but I feel 100 percent comfortable appraising him as “pathetic.”