I’d have to double check, but I think I yelled at David through my TV during the first episode of the season when he made a vegan cake with sweet potatoes or something horrendous.

This was a nice episode overall. Man, do I want to make a domed tart (if I record the process, it might make good footage to get me onto Nailed It!).

While I would not call this a bad episode, I would definitely put what I watched at C+/B- level. The Tasty Toaster Tarts was fun, but the sketches were OK at best and Weekend Update was kinda trainwreck, imo.

I was upset at this idea at first, but then I remember that one of my favorite things as a kid was dipping my curly fries into my root beer float at A&W. The tanginess of the cheese is still mildly off-putting, but it being tasty isn’t outside the realm of possibilities.

Drake and Kylie Jenner actually seem like they might be perfect for each other. I mean, I dislike them both, so that counts for something, right?

People do be crazy! I used to work the front office of an alternative weekly paper. In my first week there I got a call from a college-aged sounding guy. He confirmed that he got the right number then screamed “FUCK YOU!!! YOU ARE NOT TAKING AWAY MY SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS!!!” and hung up.

I don’t know about you, but half the time the callers aren’t even looking for me! When the guy earlier this week called and ranted, I realized 30 seconds in that I needed to transfer him to the correct office. 

I answer my office’s mainline, and my least favorite caller—the one that makes my blood boil as soon as I realize it—is the caller who talks and talks and talks without letting you get in a word otherwise. Just earlier this week, I received a call from an upset person and they literally ranted for five minutes, only…

I am attempting to watch Star Trek Voyager, but I am having a hard time. I’m about halfway into the second season and while I am happy with the overall arc and the episodic stories, the crew is so bland. I like Janeway and, surprisingly, Neelix. That’s it, no fondness for the others.

Growing up, I would watch an hour of each of those shows every week day (Simpson’s 5-6 on WB; Seinfeld 7-8 [or maybe 8-9] on Fox).

That would be an excellent Kinja handle.

Oh snap, that was Jeep Swenson, who I only know from playing Bane in Batman and Robin.

It was sad to see Henry go. And, based on another Kinja user’s comments, had Henry read the prompt for the last challenge correctly, I think he had the talent to stay. However, it is what it is. I know my adopted son (head canon) will survive and thrive outside the tent.

I want you to know I sing Werewolf Bar Mitzvah to myself on at least a monthly basis, with significant upticks in October. Great handle :)

He misplaced those in his first week of office, and nobody is willing to give him additional copies. He’s probably hoping the nuke codes are the same as the Wi-Fi code on the back of the White House’s router.

The Trump Presidential Library will probably also host a KFC and a check cashing place.

Thank-fucking-Christ Trump wasn’t president during the Cuban missile crisis.

I’m not saying that characters can’t be reinvented. I’m also not saying Jonah Hill should have been cast as The Penguin. What I am saying, though, is that Jonah Hill in a million years would have never been my choice as The Riddler.

I’ve been missing the mid-90s show The Pretender a lot recently. It was one of my childhood favorites, along with Sliders, Earth: Final Conflict and more. For those not in the know, The Pretender, here’s a quick description of the main plot:

I was at a house party my cousin and his wife threw a couple of years back. The party was winding down and the only folks left were family members. Kanye’s Gold Digger came on the playlist and my cousin’s wife started singing along with it. And, well, she definitely said the N-word in the chorus. Each and every time.…