If you are a good teacher and do your best to help your students grow, you should not be so defensive when somebody trots out a decades’ old hackneyed punchline.

Everybody judges everybody else. If you are confident in the work you’re doing as a teacher, you shouldn’t feel attacked by an anonymous Internet person using a trite phrase for an easy joke.

I was driving home the other night, and as I was taking the freeway off-ramp I saw that a person of color was having car issues. The vehicle was broken down in the center of three lanes and the hood was popped open. The driver was looking under the hood, and there was a cop there with him.

The gorilla is too high on the list, and I love gorillas.

This 100 percent looks like a movie I would have seen with my dad as a kid (he and my mom were divorced), so I say you’re spot-on.

I stopped watching The Simpson’s regularly at least five years ago, if not longer than that. However, my cousin was staying at my house recently, and one day I came home to find him watching The Simpson’s. I didn’t pay it too much attention, but I’ll be damned if it didn’t actually lure me in and then give me a couple…

I got really excited about Brink’s inclusion, until I realized I was getting it confused with the far superior Airborne (1993). It features Jack Black in a small role and Seth Green in a supporting role, and focuses on a clash between the California Surfer New Kid and the middle America skaters at his new school. It’s…

she’s likely terrified knowing that she’s the favorite and she’s going to blow it.

I assume Henry has the aura of an adorable younger brother and is quite huggable.

Stray Thoughts:

OK, I get that when Harrelson hosted, the show likely wanted to give him something meaty to do, politics-wise, so they gave him Biden. He wasn’t good at it, but I get giving him the chance when he was the host.

I wish I was that dramatic!

I’ve never been in a fight in my life, but I would challenge a professional boxer one-on-one for a chance to have that kitchen.

I raised a kid slightly younger than Bieber, and I would bet all of my money that he is wearing them low on purpose. My kid certainly did.

Is Splinter’s death the reason why the protest in Minneapolis last night (10/10) wasn’t covered on any of these sites? Not that I’d expect The Takeout to report on it, but I swore it would have been mentioned on Jez somewhere. It seems odd that such a chaotic event is receiving no coverage here.

I was an adamant SNICK fan, and AYAOTD was arguably my favorite part of the lineup. The intro was moody, and even though very few episodes gave me legit scares, I was always into the stories.

I’m almost certain the account you are replying to is a troll account. The account seems to have been created two days ago (10/9/19) and they’ve been using a good chunk of their time to either insult women or support cops.

There was a grill near my house that had a section of the menu for exotic meat burgers. Over the course of me going there, I’ve had alligator (OK, but when I say it is like fish chicken, it isn’t a positive analog), boar (gamey but not bad), elk, and camel (both good; loved elk). Now I very much want to try kangaroo.

I have much more faith in Reese selling me on fake boobs than I do Scarlett selling me on Dolly’s energy.

I agree the weed is irrelevant to the larger issue—this shitshow stinks of a setup and I 100 percent believe the cops did it.