More than anything, I wish I could take away Trump’s voice. Not just his literal voice. I want to take away his ability to communicate anything. No interviews, no tweets, not even so much as a whisper to Melania. I want him to be trapped in his own mind with his brain turds and not be able to do anything with them.

I have a friend who’s pug passed very recently. Heck, one of my dad’s pugs passed a few weeks ago, too, now that I think about it. It’s sad losing a pet and friend. My heart goes out to you.

A black bean quesarito and a black bean crunchwrap supreme both actually sound pretty great. I already leaned veggie friendly with the cheesy potato griller and the spicy potato soft tacos, and these sound like nice additions.

I’m siding with Aimee this time around. Ho Hos were my preferred junk food as a kid, and I ate a LOT of junk food. I even tend to eat them in the “deconstructionist” manner Aimee does as well!

Aw man, that’s a genuine letdown. Let me eat a burger in the a.m., dammit.

I am mildly disappointed to admit that the Breakfast Baconator looks amazing. I would also love to try either of the two other sandwiches pictured. 

Noel and Sandi do their jobs well, but I, too, miss Sue and Mel.

My love for the band Primus stems from two places: 1.) Bill and Ted’s Bogus Journey where they play “Tommy the Cat” at battle of the bands, and 2.) the instrumental version of “Jerry was a Racecar Driver” on Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater.

I generally agree with your analysis of Portman’s energy. I will say, though, that one area where she genuinely surprised me by loosening up are the “Natalie raps” videos for SNL. She appears to be having some fun in them, or, if not, she’s at least showing us the exact opposite of her typical self.

Anything less than 30 minutes seems like a bad idea.

Oh shit! Once again, I am happy to be a member of the West Coast delegation in this regard. Snoop/Martha any day over Jay-Z/Gwen 

As an adult, I can say they are terrifying. Seven-12-year-old me, though, saw them like Monsters in my Pocket, which I also loved.

I loved Long John Silvers as a kid, but I never got anything fish related. Chicken strips, fries, and hush puppies were all my tubby childhood ass needed.

I love the surprise in your boss’s voice. Like, you stumbled onto some kind of secret society type of secret.

I don’t believe Harrington has the gravitas for Namor. Namor commands attention and respect through presence alone. I think that’d be tough for Harrington to sell.

You asked for petty...

I never checked to see who the writer was. Makes a lot of sense it was Shane Black.

For the uninitiated :)

Trump literally found the ONE poll that marks him above 50 percent. Everything else ranges from low-mid 40s.

I literally just looked up if CFA was a privately owned company and confirmed it. Obviously Babbylonian doesn’t have all their facts wrong. You’re just posturing.