When Oakland and Washington are the only two dissenters, it’s pretty much a a guarantee that you’ve made the correct decision.

Or, if you’re an attorney, open up page 1 of that deposition transcript, put your head down and start summarizing for the next 24 months.

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50 Shades of Grey Matter

It’s going to take a lot of Musk to get the stink of this off Elon.

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

Gosh, it sure seems like you’re faulting the guy, albeit indirectly.

Potter’s family is really regretting the decision not to stage an intervention before he hit rock bottom.

What has five hands and is that conflicted?

Playing soccer on ice sounds incredibly dangerous. I hope that you guys took the skates off at least.

Nice to see Marc-Andre Fleury make an appearance at 1:03.

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

At least he didn’t scream, “fuck her right in the pussy!”

[Pete Carroll rubs chin]

When pressed for comment, the mayor retreated to her bridge where she belched fireballs and threw hammers at anyone who tried to save the princess.

Berlin, here we come.

It’s to the point where a black Challenger can’t even drive down the street anymore without being mistaken for some kind of criminal. These are sad times we live in.

I told you so.

Something tells me he operates under the Carmelo Anthony philosophy of beefing with another human being- wait until there’s ample separation between you and your opponent, and gesture wildly with a menacing look on your face. If given the opportunity to swing, only do so when you’re safely hiding behind a teammate…

I just hope their Thurman Munson bobbleheads work better than those stupid Lou Gehrig ones they gave out last year. Those broken pieces of shit never stopped shaking.