What is it about Atlanta that brings out the worst in everyone?

“Thibodeau went to the mound about 50 feet away...Thibs practiced walking the 50 or 60 feet back and forth.”

So it’s come to this, Barry? Can’t we just have an argument over whether something is racist?

If I were a caddie, I would definitely tell my player “It’s a par 4. Here’s your driver.”

Oh I agree with you on that last point- it’s not like Barry Bonds where there was ample evidence that the guy could still play. I’m just saying I understand the union’s position here. The NFL’s position will obviously be that there is an oversupply of aging running backs out there and not many teams are interested in…

I understand that, however the point the union would be making was that McDonald was a known batterer when he signed with the Bears. Because Rice is a one-time offender, the union can point to McDonald’s signing as evidence that the league is keeping Rice out solely because of the PR hit.

While I don’t think Ray Rice has the physical ability to be an NFL back at this point (he didn’t look very good two years ago), I can understand why the union would be looking with raised eyebrows as to why Rice hasn’t at least gotten a tryout with anyone when Ray McDonald was able to land a deal with the Bears.

The lawyer in me does want to point out that only one of the tweets above constitutes a threat

I went out on “abundance.” I think I finished 4th or 5th. Well, I was nervous so I accidentally spelled “abundant.” To this day, I strongly believe that as long as you spell any word longer than six letters correctly, you should get to keep going.

Kim Jong Un’s photoshop team strikes again!

“We put a lot of time looking into character and factors that go into selection and retention of players. Color’s never been one of them. But since ‘black’ is by definition ‘the absence of color,’ we absolutely take it into consideration.”

What took so long?

First time I ever made my mom’s meat loaf recipe. I was in college and called her for directions. I bought everything I needed and got back to the apartment. She said put the egg in and mix everything together. Well, I didn’t know that “mix” meant until you couldn’t see component parts anymore. I ended up with a hot…

I don’t know if the quality has declined, but it has certainly been surpassed by other, better options.

It was never 67

Shouldn’t “You Will Produce Noxious Gas” be in between “You Drink a Budweiser” and “Gives the Money to FIFA?”

Paging Chris Kluwe- a challenge has been issued!

Yeah, there’s no such thing as an “anti-public safety” movement. Cut the shit.

Those nutjobs never should have been put on TV in the first place. Quiverfull is not cute or fun. It’s disgusting.

I’ve been to Taco Bell