I know you’re quoting from the article, but it should be emphasized that the line above did not appear as a quote originally. Imagine the copy editor who had to fact check that one.

“Let’s linger on that water just a little bit longer ... a little bit longer ... a little bit ...”
— NBC producer

Fine, but nobody’s more angry at a crappy driver going left and into the water than Mary Jo Kopechne.

Nothing will ever grow from that patch of land.

because few judges have had to assign child support to two men in a case of a mother with twins

EXCLUSIVE MUST CREDIT snoop-a-loop

The girlfriend, a big Cavs fan, was just thrilled to take a photo with Zydrunas Ilgauskas.

WTF? I mean, seriously.

has earned the Arena Football equivalent of being waived

Pulled from an article I found in the Washington Post

As a site you’ve — rightly or wrongly —

My favorite one in recent years was Yasmani Grandal’s first. He came into the dugout high-fiving the air.

Jeter.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.

As a MN resident and based on the coverage of the young season, that may happen unintentionally

Yeah, but it shows baseball players having a sense of humor which probably breaks another unwritten rule.

Appeared to be coated in a tacky substance and seemed spongy or soft when squeezed.

Such attention to detail from a guy who traded a first round pick for Trent Richardson.

FIXED.

So is Kraft waiting by the phone for that NFL apology?