If I’m parsing this correctly:

Oh, you mean the legal difference between accurate reporting and getting the site sued for slander?

Thanks for pointing that out. I fixed the headline and took “Convicted” out.

As a lawyer, it’s insulting that that’s how you think class actions work. Such a lopsided payout would never happen. The lawyers would get 73 million, and the plaintiffs would get $9.95 off of their next pay-per-view.

“Aron! What are you drinking for?!?”

I think the next paragraph is even better...

And shoves gold out almost completely. They’re the 49ers. They are literally named after people looking for gold. I guess we are meant to content ourselves with the only gold on the jersey:

Kind of ironic but in the sports world “ironic” can be used to describe anything except something that is actually ironic.

“That’s the word. Issues. Baltimore has issues.”

Jesus, no. That’s the Tampa Bay jersey. While they are synonymous, they aren’t even spelled the same.

You think he's calling for the ball but he's actually just trying to bum a smoke.

He’s the sad one with the white T-shirt under his jersey.

Pretty hard to argue with it, too. If I saw Dunleavy in a suburban mall, I woud buy a ladder at Sears and then punch him the face

you take the cat camping. Then, on the way home from camping, you pick up a new cat.

NFL draft precedence: three #1 picks and a #2 pick for RGIII and Out.

“I hit the one in the middle!”

I’m couldn’t hear the audio over the sound of his balls clanging together.

Interesting post. But I still have a few questions. Such as:

Because both Bayern and Jay Z have been enormously successful and they’re both having a rough go at the moment?

Of course the Redskins fans have trouble spelling. Even just speaking about their team it comes out slurred.