Dude, if you don’t want your fans to turn on you stop retweeting the Tsarnaevs

MadBum does this all the time. He’s pretty much a 24/7 asshole.

They’ll probably keep doing it, forever.

Dammit. To quote AP’s son: “You beat me” [to it].

Despite evidence to the contrary, Peterson has always understood the benefits of a switch.

If they could have just waited a few years to make the transfer of power, we'd likely be seeing Johnny Manziel handing off to Adrian Peterson for the 5-11 Cowboys.

Oh, what a surprise. Adrian Peterson in courtside seats

No shit.

Not surprising, Brazzersville tells us all the time that 25 year olds are barely legal girls.

No.

Ehhhhh, I want to give the benefit of the doubt here, truly. When it comes down to it, I know I wouldn’t be comfortable knowing that one of my daughter’s day care workers hates being there. I’m not asking for it to be their pride and joy or life mission, but as a parent, it would concern me. Especially given how much…

mostly other women calling her a “dumb bitch” or accusing her of having “bubonic plague,” for some reason

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

and James claimed it “didn’t look like a basketball play.”

i have no fear of making the “yeah, but video games aren’t sports” argument, but since ESPN devotes air time to poker, competitive eating and scrabble...i’m gonna leave that particular bullet in the chamber.

How did you miss Lorenzo Cain as ‘The Great Cornholio’?

I mean thats probably a four point play on the three right?

sorry to interrupt your blissful ignorance but fielding doesn't matter for the slugger all he wants to do is SMASH

I figured my “WNBA”, “Glory Johnson”, and “same-sex couple arrest” joke would be a real slam dunk, but I just can’t seem to get it off the ground.