Wow! An explosive end to the marathon from these two foreigners!

Can’t Cards, Cubs, and Bucs fans come together for a common goal: Realizing that absolutely no fan base is worse than any team from Philly.

That’s kind of a low bar to jump over, isn’t it?

I’m pretty sure the number one thing that leads to kidnapping is people deciding to kidnap.

“Clothing with names is the #1 thing that leads to kidnapping”

the liberal media coming after conservatives

From my silent computer with a mouse hovering over the “Skip ad in…” counter, I have to assume he’s selling bad hairpieces.

Every time I skip that ad I imagine some low level ad guy at whatever company that is gets fired.

and since he’s said he’s sorry

Honestly I think it is a fair part of home field advantage.

You hate to judge a man based on his appearance and his past transgressions, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t see this coming. The tattoos. The hard-living lifestyle. The insistence that he was “on the outside” and that everyone was “ugly” like him. I just hope the rest of the guys in Staind can keep the fire…

Look, it’s like they always say - you can’t have your birthday cake and jump out of it in an Easter bunny costume wearing a lace-thong, basketball sneakers, and Chanel #16 ‘sandal’, without getting skin treatment for contact flour dermatitis, footing a hefty dry-cleaning bill for the whole lot of it, just to realize…

In the NFL, winning > sexual assault.

As a fan who grew up in the 90’s, I look back on that locker room and have a hard time not suspecting everyone. From Surhoff to Palmiero, if Cal never took a shot, he certainly strained his neck from turning away from it.

(Also: the guy who played 2,632 consecutive games over 16 seasons and hit for a 144 OPS+ during his age-38 season was definitely clean?)

Someone else this guy didn’t respect: the fan sitting directly behind him.

Fans are wonderful.

It really is remarkable that the Yankees managed to make A-Rod a sympathetic figure.

Obvious profiling. Single male, black, no kids. Must be up to something.