Unexpected Thug Life classic:

Brian: “Kelly....Oh, why? WHY?”

At least they got to see him experience his first-class.

Also, star this comment if you went to Catholic school and still remember how much fucking time you'd be spending in chapel this week.

If it was the Browns, it's a good thing he didn't find out. We don't need any more people on planes having suicidal thoughts.

"This is going to fuck up the concourse, dude."

Serf & Turf

Per the update, truly, the Song of Ice and Fired.

Or in the alternative, "everybody in every place on earth wants free money." Including the shitbag boss here. Would he not pick up a $20 bill if it were left in a parking lot somewhere?

I got to watch an ad to open the post AND an ad to watch the clip! Double fun!

The suspension will hurt the Browns harder than one might suspect. The coaches won't have that strategic advantage provided by all the poop emojis Ray Farmer sends.

He's probably bitter because he can't get out of the grays.

It's Indiana, not Insteve.

Man, that's tough. You really want to pull for the guy, but... I just can't root for a guy named Brady Aiken. Sorry Brady, can't do it.

There is much to joke about when it comes to Bill Walton. But I will say this: Anyone who can be so "out there," but still forge a completely successful relationship with one of the most famously straight-laced people of all time, be a Hall of Famer and reach the absolute pinnacle of his profession, find a second…

Because he went to Phillips Exeter and a student with a B- average their trumps most local public school students who take 3/4 AP classes. Plus, as he mentioned, the times were much different when he applied to colleges. Just so you know, Exeter typically sends the top third of their graduating class to Ivy League…

I've seen these Riis photos a hundred times, but never realized until now that he'd captured the first TruckNutz.

You know damn well she doesn't have any pubic hair.

Kelly - sometimes we just need 10 minutes away from you. It doesn't mean we're in the bathroom jacking off while you sit out on the couch.

To the second letter writer: Most legal jurisdictions only look at the interests of the child when determining whether child support is payable and don't consider outside agreements or anything.

So, if you go through with it and she burns out/gets angry, etc., you're in all likelihood on the hook for child support…