“So if you want to formulate a conspiracy theory, I’d start there.”
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This is outrageous. As a sports fan in the 21st century, I demand that my athletes wallow in self pity for at least six weeks after losing
“I have a feeling that Smith class of 2019 is destined to do great things.”
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Well, now we know the true reason why Borland and Willis retired.
Idiot on the field grading scale:
Your suggestion is definitely closer than what Mayock meant. Mayock was just commenting on their similarities but didn’t talk about Philly wanting bigger guys.
Mike Mayock’s biggest issue is not understanding the meaning of the word “irony.” It is not ironic that Nelson Agholor is similar to Jeremy Maclin, the very same player he is replacing, Mike. It is not even coincidental. It is intentional that the Eagles selected a player similar to one who experienced success in…
Hedo got his revenge when he took off his t-shirt in the locker room, thereby exposing his pale, hairy, supple flesh as a grim reminder to all of his teammates that they, too, will one day be old men at the end of the bench.
You already used this joke today
Picking 21st in the 1983 draft, the Pittsburgh Steelers select from the University of Pittsburgh, QB Dan Marino!
Have Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy star, use Abbi, Ilana, and the Workaholics guys for the rest of the special detail department, and then rip off Andre Braugher’s Brooklyn 9-9 character and have Viola Davis play a straight-laced captain who has to control them. It pretty much writes itself.
Feeling bad for Bayern is like feeling bad for Jay-Z because of Tidal.
“Madison Bumgarner should try to remember that a little chill never hurt anyone.”
How many times must one read the word “surreal” before the experience of reading becomes surreal?
Tim Duncan is only 39 in earth years. On his home planet, he’s about 22.
“Dolphins pass rusher Dion Jordan”
Here’s how you know Mountain Dew isn’t actually potable- it tastes best from the can and worst from the fountain. Source: I am an American male who was once in the age range of 15 to 25.