So, like, can I have it?

Quick thoughts:

Those are pretty powerful images. There are a lot conflicting conclusions about race and class in America that we can draw from them, but I think the only one we will all agree upon is that grown men should not be wearing their jeans inside the tongue of their shoes.

If his point is that we as a society enable the Mayweathers and Rices of the world by handsomely rewarding and praising their ability to succeed in inherently violently sports, and that if we truly want to stop the batterers from becoming fabulously wealthy, famous, and unrepentant, we must refuse to support the sport…

I dunno. The puck was over-inflated?

I believe him. I’m pretty sure he was trying to separate, not dislocate, Love’s shoulder.

I’m pretty he meant he wanted to see some Sluggers take no mercy on the cowardly pitcher

“though conspiracy theorists will note the Rangers-colored markers”

Jesus fucking christ he’s fucking 5’11!” That’s not fucking short!

I actually think reason #1 the DH sucks is that it takes the quintessential difficulty of managing out of the game- selecting pinch hitters and orchestrating double switches is half of the challenge of managing.

If Al Davis were still alive, he’d draft the entire Carson City Council. They go at lightning fast speed and don’t really care for the rules, baby.

Another one: the position is titled “Attorney.” Trust me, it will suck.

“Only in Washington, D.C. can a former city councilman become a gay strip club impresario.”

Who among us hasn’t said something racist in an e-mail, created a PR maelstrom, and made a profit of several hundred million dollars? I say let him cast the first stone.

Honestly, I’m more worried about the fact that my ass smells like a travel mug. Is the ceiling leaking? Did a car splash me while I was out getting this coffee? Damn, I drank this thing fast.

It’s harder to listen to a podcast while sitting on a toilet at work for 20 minutes, waiting for sweet release at 5 o’clock and/or death.

How exactly were Harden, Westbrook, and Adams overlooked? They went in the same range where every mock draft on earth had them going.

Once KD and Westbrook leave OKC, how long will it be until that franchise is trapped in a Kings-ian spiral of failure caused by shitty ownership, culminating in a threat to move back to Seattle before swindling the OKC taxpayers for millions of dollars in arena renovations? 4 years? 8?

“Too soon.”

You can’t just use a Swiffer for that?