“I took that as an opportunity to sketch other drivers and their cars.”

Im fuckin’ white as the Queen of England. Im just short.

The industry doesnt need more women.

Well la-di-da, Professor Einstein can read everybody!

My grandparents used to roll up the windows and smoke like Italian gangsters on every trip. I swear to god I’d be three inches taller today if it wasnt for them.

“Divorce text, impressive”

“Antetokounmpo’s in the jungle...getting stronger”

Im not framing you as anything.

I would literally prefer to cram broken flourescent light bulbs into my ears than listen to this.

We both have a type.

You sound very confused.

“Your face is my case”

“Have you tried restarting your router?”

No, its fighting for fame, money, respect and prestige. All strong enough motivators to provoke aggressiveness.

That and a reaction to the swing set lube.

You call yourself an editor with that complete lack of grammar?

I send my one nighters home with a sense that their lives have become very small and a burning desire for religious fulfillment.

Are you telling me you’ve never observed aggressive behavior in females before?
Ever been to a shoe sale?

“What did the five toes say to the face?”