dwayneyoumagnificentbastard
dwayneyoumagnificentbastard
dwayneyoumagnificentbastard

Wow, do you have a computer program that generates your responses? You sound like an automated cable company recording.

The word “hero” has basically been rendered meaningless on Jezebel.

At least his girlfriend can make him laugh.

Nice sweater, Blanche.

“I got kids all over town!”

What about that Drew Barrymore & ET deleted scene?

Hes like a white Globe Trotter!

Settle down, missy.

Fuckin’ Spielberg, man.

Do they knock bush in this??

I miss Chris Farley.

He brought it on himself.

That this is generating any sympathy at all for this ass head is pathetic.

I go for these...

He’s the millenial Rob Schneider.

He looks so...deflated.

“We need a drool rag over here! And get me the eye alignment tongs!”

“My boyfriend sucks at football”

“My girlfriend’s not funny”

At least she’s let the comedy thing go.