Im guessing this probably is not their first, shall we say, departure from normative behavior.

I hope prison enjoys them.

This was first reported on at lunch yesterday. Took more than 24 hours for Jezebel to give a damn. I know, I know: it doesn’t play into their “narrative.” Still tho.

Cruelty and stupidity go hand in hand.

Hey! 7 hours after I posted about it, Jezebel finally writes the most minimal thing possible.

I can tell by looking at them that they are probably rocket surgeons.

This was absolutely horrific and I’m glad they are being charged.

What a nice looking group.

Good. Sick fucks. Oh, and thanks once again to Facebook for being a magnet for idiot criminals.

You mean a Jack Shirt sir!

Growing up, I had a thing for Lisa Bonet, so this makes sense. Math checks out.

I got a thing for Zoe Kravitz.

I know...DAYUM.

“The print, sourced from natural minerals, activates the body’s natural heat and reflects it back as far infrared energy...”sd

Sponsored content? UGG(s)!

Tom looks so cute in his little sweater but he always fights when you try to put it on then he goes and opens the counter under the sink and puts his head in there and wont come out.

Damn...

I use an old t-shirt until its stiff enough to lean against the wall like a piece of plywood.

That would take some degree of talent and insight.

What’s the purpose of a Jack Sock if it isn’t being done between your legs? Otherwise, you’ll have to use a Jack Towel or some paper products to clean up the mess.