Im guessing this probably is not their first, shall we say, departure from normative behavior.

Polutiks + Big Brainz = U

Cruelty and stupidity go hand in hand.

I can tell by looking at them that they are probably rocket surgeons.

What a nice looking group.

I got a thing for Zoe Kravitz.

Youre not a scientist so shut up.

Tom looks so cute in his little sweater but he always fights when you try to put it on then he goes and opens the counter under the sink and puts his head in there and wont come out.

Damn...

I think the price point sounds pretty right on even if its way out of my range.

I use an old t-shirt until its stiff enough to lean against the wall like a piece of plywood.

“Sack Jock Goes Between The Legs! Picks Up Third Sexual Assault Charge!”

That would take some degree of talent and insight.

They need some original story ideas.

“First! Bigger glove boxes. I demand it because I dont keep gloves in there I keep spare pants in there. I need to see a doctor because I keep pooping in the car.”

The comment section.

Yeah, this is not a good time to be a woman in this country. Not anywhere.

“Writer”

“They are God’s children caught in a culture of rap, drugs and promiscuity...”

Way to cut and paste from the WSJ comment page and call it “writing”.