I like it, but would like to make sure the dude had to waste his lunch hour at the DMV and the DMV employee flipped him shit over some of the forms he brought in. This guy needs to be pissed.

In 5 different states.

I worship Angelina but I think I have to agree....I mean, in Girl, Interrupted she was undeniably amazing and that will always be a fav movie because of her....but then there's like, Tomb Raider, Alexander in which she was Cleopatra and her accent was ridiculous (actally that goes for Tomb Raider too), Wanted? I've…

What are you talking about? With her crazy side (Gia, Girl, Interrupted) and her sweet loving side (A Mighty Heart), she has displayed at least two solid notes!

For what it's worth, according to the FBI, one of the reasons this distinction is made is to distinguish 'forcible rape' from 'statutory rape'.

Dear Future Wife,

In lieu of a traditional proposal gift (i.e. a diamond ring), I would like to offer you a choice:

1) A wonderful 1.89 carat heirloom conflict free diamond passed down from my great grandmother.
Or
2) This starter yurt:

Do it.

Tom, I'm afraid you've been hoodwinked: this is viral marketing for Bud Light Lime Straw-Ber-Rita.

Longhorn fans everywhere watched this video and wished for those days when UT had a great outside shooter like Charles Whitman.

Not that it really diminishes your point, but Lara Stone is 30 or 31. But, yeah. Just look inside. Harper's age features are hilarious. They recycle the same people age 50+, but I do give them credit for going up to 70 (or 80, I can't remember). Then again, they remain mostly White and always super thin. Usually…

Mr. Bonds:

That is if you're aware that he's obsessed with mass murder. Though his behavior would have led me to believe he was unhealthily obsessed with something.

This article made me so angry but now I'm so comforted by the numerous, on point zoolander references. The best part of Jezebel is it's commentors.

SO hot right now.

I'd dismiss her foaming at the mouth posts at this point.

Ever since she first went to an awards show bra-less and insouciant as fuck I've considered her my primary role model for getting older.

I love Jezebel's thoughtful male commenters. Dunno what her problem is...

Ignore "her"

I'm sorry, it's the Door Lord from Adventure Time, and he was excited so I emulated jazzed-ness from it :(