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WE DID IT!!!!!

Yep. And every single one of these people getting on their high horse to revel in the schadenfreude would have done the exact same thing when they were a college freshman. But that would require some personal honesty and reflection to admit instead of just indulging in some easy recreational outrage.

I used to work at a dirty thrift shop where peeps always would be getting styes or pinkeye. Every damn time, I'd be like, "oh no! Did someone fart on your pillow?" Still makes me laugh.

How do you "out" someone that puts their face on the internet for millions of people to see?

Right. And women still believe that sex will induce loyalty, no matter who it's with.

That's not very nice. His butthole would be e-coli. I think to get the pink eye one needs a staph or a streph.

Damn, I just did that.

DO YOU WANT PINK EYE?

I would expand that the unified theory is that women should be equal to men- but the specifics of what that looks like and how we get there can vary pretty widely from person to person

My wife slept with me on our 2nd date and confessed that she was very tempted to on the first date but held back.

Um...her "theory on feminism" is fundamentally ANTI-FEMINIST. Feminism is theory that recognizes female subjugation and recognizes hegemonic patriarchal oppression.

Lilly Allen thinks other women are the source of all women's problems. This bitch would fit right in the MRA tag of reddit.

Srsly, why are people really

Absolutely, and these groups are at risk of representing the loudest few, rather than the neediest many in my opinion. A perfect example of this is the excessive underrepresentation of people of colour in modern Western populist feminism - a massive oversight by anyone's standards.

Personally, I find there are mainstream versions of feminism that absolutely do not fit my ideals and needs, and that everyone's personal definition varies somehow. The problem in cases like Lily Allen's comments above, is that I feel the most important part of any kind of unified feminism is that you shouldn't throw

Effin Clarence Beakes.

I got my first period the day before the annual beach trip one year. One of my brothers was trying the whole "you'll attract sharks" gambit on me to scare me. My dad happened to overhear it so he walked into the room and said "yeah. Maybe because she can swim out to fat enough where sharks would be. At least we'll

"Where's the tops to these muffins? We can't take these!"

The use of the words epic and shade should be condemned, the use of them consecutively is a crime on all humanity.