If you have such a problem with someone be a man and do something face to face. Jesus.

Drinking away her sorrows after learning The Hot Dog Fairy does not exist.

No, I mean exactly what I said.

This is one of those things that stops being funny when it starts being you.

Pub Fiction is the d-bag capital of midtown.

Stretching is useless anyway.

Somebody should tell them it doesnt cost anything to root for a better team.

WTF kind of shoes are those anyway?

Are "People Who Dont Own TV's" on the bracket?

Yeah, probably.

You sound dumb.

Its not a radical concept, I dont think.

I was thinking more of in terms of a gym like at the Y.

This works pretty good.

Might want to double check your sentence construction before you question the intelligence of others, holmes.

In a totally just world homosexuals would not be allowed in straight locker rooms.

Dont show him any magic tricks.

Anyone who refers to themselves as a "Twitter activist" should jump, genitals first, into a wood chipper.

As long as he's not gay he can still look forward to a long career in the NFL.

What a fucking bitch.