Im inclined to listen to a guy who gets punched in the head for a living.

The Secret Service guys probably spent most of their time getting Bush's Go-Bots unstuck from the AC vents.

This dude is the Ghost of Kenny Powers future.

Im not trying to stop it from happening im just not going to watch.

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Lets face it, they are both pretty dumb activities for anyone who wants to be able to spell their own name when they are 50.

Or why dont they just tie a rope to the end of every plane before it takes off so if it crashes we can just follow it to the crash site? OH! And they should start putting note pads in all of the seat back so if it looks like theyre going down they can quickly write whats going on. When the rope followers get to the…

Sensei Billy resents your remarks.

I used to like UFC in HS but now I dont enjoy watching guys beat each other until their brains hang out of their eye sockets.

Heres an idea how about checking on commercial flights so they dont, I dont know, just fucking disappear off the face of the Earth??

What would you rather do?

I met him once at an after party at one of his photography book signings and he told me that he came up with the Vulcan hand gesture after seeing his Rabbi do it when he was a kid.

An escalator is not a ride, youre still required to walk. Just like the moving sidewalk, its not an excuse to just stop. They are made to expedite your normal walk time.

Doesnt need your advice.

Those things are for pussies.

Never mind who is ultimately right if you jump in front of my car your ass is getting flattened.

Jesus Christ, the next group of stoned teenagers who wander in to get some pizza bagels are going to get the shit scared out of them.

Hes always had a rage problem.

"I cant complain..." Kurt Cobain once sang and he kept that promise by not telling anyone what was wrong and simply eating a bullet. You have to respect that.