Is this how all Jamaican papers are written or does this guy have an untreated head injury?

The "Enchantment Under The Sea Dance" was cancelled after they found out about dolphin hot-dogs.

Dude here, this looks pretty cool actually.

Nobody thinks youre condoning racism.

Shut up.

"That colored nurse is stealing from me"

So can this NBA mascot.

"Avenge me!"

I had a similar app called "Penisnap" but it turned out that the adhesive on the stickers was toxic when absorbed through the genitals and induced violent sexual hallucinations.

Taylor Momsen is an embarrassing, fake ass, wannabe, Hot Topic Halloween costume excuse for a rock star.

The hostess and the waitress whose biggest concern is probably beer money for the weekend and what stroke to use when giving their dumb ass boyfriends a handjob later can both go fuck themselves. Im an adult and I want to sit by the window.

Fluke Backheel hasnt done a damn thing all season.

A while back she was in Houston for some museum benefit and afterwards there was a silent movie screening with a live orchestral film score in the park. She and her crew of security set up camp in the middle of the hill and annoyed the shit out of everyone with her movie star posturing.

"Puppies are not a clean burning heat source"

I demand that she please go the fuck away forever.

Well....shes dead so I guess thats technically the end of most of her headaches.

So Republicans are going to start shutting down hospitals that get rid of cancer?

If this was a man he'd be dead as fried chicken.

My Crystal Healer told me my balls should get more fluorescent lighting so now I dont wear pants in Costco.