And we have a new "Crazy Bitch" cover girl of the decade.

Sorry if you have a problem with real life.

Starring.

Because the straight women readers want to be skinny so they can fuck other skinny hot men.

I said skinny, not undernourished.

People like to fuck skinny, hot people. Not exactly rocket surgery.

God.

Wow, so that dude just busted on Anne Hathaway pretty hard.

She had the wrong coach.

Id like to see you get fingerbanged by your Commodore 64, youngster!

"I met my wife, Megan and we made Black Dennis together"

If you had to have your dick slammed in a door would you want it to be hard or flaccid?

This dude is rocking it pretty hard.

**YAWN**

Would you rather have sex with your mom ONCE or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

"Lets go get Black Dennis"

From the "Lil' Skank Collection".

"We wouldnt be having this conversation at oil"

Yep.