If you come to the party dressed like the pile of coats in the bedroom already at the party shit might get confusing come the end of the night.

Randolph and Mortimer.

"Valentine!"

Dinner consists of one mini mounds bar.

Yeah, they both sound like a couple of rocket scientists.

"She fixes the cable?"

Inspiring class envy and lust in one horribly produced package.

Yeah, for insufferable d-bags a lot of shit is "back".

Burned out at age 9 then achieved moderate fame as B movie pin up girl Lorna Lust.

Went mad in a POW camp.

If you ran a red light and the judge decreed that you were to, as punishment, have your penis slammed in a door would you prefer it to be hard or flaccid?

That is why you are an ER nurse and I am not.

I can see that being funny the first time.

The most annoying guy in the POW camp.

A buddy of mine is an EMT and his stories are more disgusting than hilarious.

Poor millionaires.

Holy crap, this is getting so close to the best early Xmas ever.

Shiner is a twist off ya stupid dame.

Why didnt Ol' Robot Butler Karl shoot freaking lazers out of his eyes or something to stop them?