"I used to have it all: Two balls and a private jet. Now I got nuthin'"

Even children are smart enough to know that any woman who looks like Barbie isnt going to be doing jack shit except walking around naked on a yacht or taking pictures with race cars.

Really makes me wonder if anything is worth such brutality.

Would time travel bang.

"Tackle and grapple!"

"Good for her"

Yeah, what a bunch of assholes!

Wrong, I used to.

I think that when enough people decide that hockey is no longer about athleticism but boneheaded brutality the NHL will listen.

When it stops being stupid ill stop commenting about it.

Man, hockey is fucking dumb.

Yeah, those are not awesome tattoos.