Sometimes it rains in England.

I bet shes been fucked on a lot of houseboats.

Kaepernick is a fucking douche who is out for publicity for himself.

Afterwards they had efficient German sex.

The internet has increased celebrity shelf life.

Maybe the hardworking, indigenous peoples of wherever will become enraged at his talking box (the computer, not his wife) and slowly murder him over a few weeks.

I miss the old days when washed up child actors OD’d.

Jimmy handcuffed inside an exploding yacht.

“After being apprehended, Guccifer falsely claimed he was able to hack into Hillary Clinton’s personal email account.”

They can also help clean up your worst nuclear disasters!

My dreams usually dont suck this bad.

This is going to suck donkey dicks.

Which is why I am a proud Texan.

Reality is overrated.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“Reno: The Biggest Little Mistake You Ever Made!”

“Craig Sager is probably going to die.”

Grow a set and put a gun in your pants and go get some chicken.

On the way to auction now.

You people really have some unusual ideas about space and time.