dwaynethelastsamurai
dwaynethelastsamurai
dwaynethelastsamurai

Kaepernick is a fucking douche who is out for publicity for himself.

The internet has increased celebrity shelf life.

True, today’s insufferable is so different from yesterday’s insufferable.

Maybe the hardworking, indigenous peoples of wherever will become enraged at his talking box (the computer, not his wife) and slowly murder him over a few weeks.

Got my vote

I miss the old days when washed up child actors OD’d.

Jimmy Fallon and the cast of Full House and Saved By the Bell take turns shooting each other in the face. Nobody wins, one person has to keep living though.

“After being apprehended, Guccifer falsely claimed he was able to hack into Hillary Clinton’s personal email account.”

After he was apprehended he claimed he committed another crime he didn’t commit... There goes another slice of the “hackers are super smart guys” pie that movies like to feed the public.

This is going to suck donkey dicks.

Soooo is there going to be anything more to this movie then shaky cam and annoying people? Cause I can handle shaky cam if you at least give me something. Blair Witch was the dullest disappointment when I actually finally saw it.

Yeah, but that pencil in the glove box...

It all depends on one’s depression level...

Reality is overrated.

“Reno: The Biggest Little Mistake You Ever Made!”

“Craig Sager is probably going to die.”

COTD.

You people really have some unusual ideas about space and time.

The scooter in that picture is not a “classic Vespa”, its a plastic POS with an automatic transmission.

And one of them has a cast on her leg....