Kaepernick is a fucking douche who is out for publicity for himself.

The internet has increased celebrity shelf life.

True, today’s insufferable is so different from yesterday’s insufferable.

Maybe the hardworking, indigenous peoples of wherever will become enraged at his talking box (the computer, not his wife) and slowly murder him over a few weeks.

Got my vote

I miss the old days when washed up child actors OD’d.

Jimmy Fallon and the cast of Full House and Saved By the Bell take turns shooting each other in the face. Nobody wins, one person has to keep living though.

It all depends on one’s depression level...

“Reno: The Biggest Little Mistake You Ever Made!”

“Craig Sager is probably going to die.”

You people really have some unusual ideas about space and time.

If you’re scared of “dark” neighborhoods then you don’t deserve Popeyes. Enjoy your sad life without good fried chicken.

We all know you mean a black neighborhood, and you’re probably white, so as Dave Chappelle said:

Just go get some Popeyes, damn.

You are a gigantic pussy.

You will believe he caught the ball after they win the series?

And one of them has a cast on her leg....

Did somebody lose the instructions on how to launch rockets or something?

I’ll Give you 35 to 1

What odds are you thinking?