This is MLB.

Have you ever ridden a motorcycle really drunk a long distance?

No mention of the serial van raping? Didnt come up...?

“Who are the Dutch?”

What a dipshit.

Would you lose your left pinkie to fuck Megan Fox for one minute?

I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyway.

His other hobbies include setting fires and bleaching cat skeletons.

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about.

“Yes, hahaha, let the hate flow through you!”

Matter of time before they have drone demo flight teams like the Blue Angels.

For Chris Brown?

“Jesus, I had 24 chicken nuggets and a 72 oz coke for lunch then a six pack of Bud Light and a handful of Xanax for a panic attack. Now those Chinese dick pills are kicking in. Take me Lord! Im ready!”

I think they should be able to use two balls.

Theres a 14 year old in my van right now who desperately wants to leave.

Wow, the one thing you’d expect them to shoot to the top of.

Every time I think shes finally gone she pops back up with some horrible song.

You know what the worst thing about him being President will be?

Man, I would force feed my kid a 50 gallon drum of toxic goat milk to suck on her big ass titties.