No hot blonde white woman deserves this.

Where’s Dijonaisse Triquarter?

Good, kids should be banned from anyplace where the meals dont come with a toy.

Anything that shuts down traffic is the worst.

He probably had enough donkey semen in him to fill a swimming pool.

And where were all the throwing stars and nunchuks?

One was just for shoes, probably.

Nice.

Well that was decidedly un-karate like.

What is she like 60 now?

If its Gods plan for Trump to be President then Gods crack pipe must be hot to the touch right now.

Pontiac Pussy Repellant.

“First the Jews get together with the Catholics which was not as great a band as The Pixies.

Why dont they let the players beat the shit out of each other in soccer like in hockey? Soccer is just as low scoring and boring.

Most iconic shot of all time.

Im in college right now and im a piece of shit so who knows. Maybe people change.

“Im gonna need a volunteer from the audience for this one...”

All I can say is when the shit goes down I got a lot of guns.

Who is the dark haired hottie in tighst and voots?

Let us reflect on the words of Jesus who once said, “Go fuck your mother.”