I was good at masturbating.

Yeah, the trivia was ok when it was silent multiple choice.

I bought a Tesla but then went broke making the payments.

Yeah, this kids not gonna be a fuck up at all.

My grandmother flew on Nixon era Air Force One and got a deck of presidential playing cards with his name on the box.

Agreed, I used to enjoy sitting in the low light and writing songs on my iPad. It was very relaxing.

I dont know what the big picture answer is but I carry a gun.

If it was spurring an evacuation its not malfunctioning.

This is what you people get when you have kids.

Thats one way to clear the rental car line.

“Hes kinda funny lookin’”

Im only interested in the part where she makes a porno.

He was then dragged away by men in white jackets while screaming about the worldwide Jewish conspiracy to create a single currency consisting of Garbage Pail Kids cards.

Well, its 9:30 am in Texas so he’s probably dragging his girfriend by the hair into a ditch where he repeatedly will shoot her in an Oxy and Jim Beam fueled rage.

It saddens me that this comment did not blow up.

So im guessing her wardrobe will mainly be black.

Luckily I was there in my ambulance to provide treatment.

Watched it.....not impressed.

“Ill take ten of everything!!”

“Ill take ten of everything!!”

“Depends on how much money you have.”