He’s looking at his gas bill thinking “How can it be $187.80 this month when it was only $126.34 last month? Somethin’ aint right. They about to get a call from me thats for sure. As soon as I get home.”

Yeah, im not black either but I guess my point is that people are claiming to be worried about the children but the only people who will be offended by this are adults. Kids wont even know what we are talking about. To them its just a funny shirt. To me thats the direction we need to go. These terms need to be…

I dont agree, how long are we going to allow racists to hijack the language?

Hmm, is there some controversy about having a black man as a coffee logo?

Uh, what if a little black kid likes monkeys?

They should have made him the new James Bond 5 years ago.

She certainly has found a way to get back in the headlines.

Jesus, this is like a time warp back to the 80's.

I hate to bring bad news but, uh, you, um, basically, ah.....are fucked.

And maybe the Rockets will hire David Duke as an assistant coach.

No bra.

He considers Don Jr somewhat like a delivery boy and Eric he equates with a Jolly Rancher wrapper he once found in the pocket of his sport coat and could never figure out how it got there.

She looks like Steve Urkel in a wig.

Why dont they just have a regular old ball pit so people can rub their feet and butts all over the balls then I can dive in and rub my face on the feet/butt balls.

Unfortunately this “edgy” fad of making flat out racial generalizations and then crying and screaming “racism” when called on it is becoming the norm for some lazy black bloggers.

“The women said that they did not realize until recently that Vereen used the same gross, inappropriate lines on them to get them naked in his hot tub.”

Weird.

You should have your own column titled “Shit Thats Been Happening For Almost A Hundred Years I Just Noticed”