Fuck me.

I bet shes yelled “LETS JUST SEE WHAT MY AUNT JULIA ROBERTS HAS TO SAY ABOUT THIS, RON!!!”

This is what you get when people stop asking “Do you know how to use critical thinking skills?” and go with “Do you know how to inject race into every dumb blurb you get and can you spend more time on the headline than the story?”

I guess Florida actually CAN be nice to black people if they do crimes that white people can relate to like fraud doctoring.

Shes cute and white and blonde and her auntie is one of the biggest stars in film history so shes going to get more than her fair share of chances.

Better yet he should hunt down the losers from that team and saw off their balls with a rusty hacksaw blade he found in the backyard and tattoo the word “PENIS HIGHWAY” on their upper lip then permanently laser off the follicles so they cant grow a moustache over it.

Why are you talking right now?

Emma Roberts is the Julia Roberts of movies that fucking suck.

Get a decent mouthpiece and youll get five, be out in two.

Maybe French boars taste better than others but the ones in Texas taste like garbage because thats what they eat.

Turn yourself in, pal.

Why does she keep leaving out what actually happened between her and Weinstein?

Roger that shit.

Those are Chinooks.

Its horrible how she was forced at gunpoint to play that role.

Making me touch shit is an automatic death sentence.

This looks slightly less interesting than the time I got super high and video’d a Totinos pizza slowly melting down in the microwave.

Her perfect home would be the 20% off section at Moscows only non-Asian whore house.

Startiiiiiiiiiing.....NOW.

Uncool white people. lol