So his girlfriend got annoyed that he wanted her to suck his dick when she would have rather done it another time?

Do you not know that 17 is the legal age of consent in NY?

“SHOW ME YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION CARD!!”

1) Plenty of cardio and fresh air.

Ive always resisted when I heard people say “America is pretty racist” but its kinda true.

Which part of “black girl magic” involves standing in line at Popeyes while holding the phone two feet from your face and screaming “He said what?! UH-UH! He crazy!”

So now every time a male actor is mentioned its required to also list every accusation ever made against him?

Ive met lawn furniture more qualified to hold the office.

Aw, too bad she cant continue to anonymously ruin peoples careers without evidence.

Aw, ball bouncy man feelz upside down smilz.

Her arms look weird.

Some people have a hard time confronting their sexuality and shit.

“Every time I get fucked up around white dudes they do some borderline gay shit.”

What does it do when you take a shit on it?

Bitch needs to get me my money back because she still looks like her face caught fire and some motherfuckers tried to put it out with a weed whacker.

Looks and sounds like a nut sac.

Floyd continued, “Sometimes they be like ‘Say champ, you seen Star Wars?’ and I be like ‘Yeah son, my favorite character is R2-MeToo’”

meh

He married Soon Yi in 1997 and has been widely regarded as a weirdo ever since.

Just what the world needs, another brain dead model.