I bet that kid rapes the maid.

My New Years resolution is to read fewer articles about figure skating.

If they really need to see me jerking it to Snow White once a day then so be it.

He included a single caveat with the massive donation that requires all students and faculty to refer to Durant as “Dr. Durantula” while on campus.

Or perhaps they could have the homeless freeze-dried and then ground into a fine powder that can be formed into Limited Edition ornamental Royal Wedding Christmas ornaments.

Hmm, this is making it really hard for me to decide whether or not to go this year. I mean its hard to stay away from a hipster concentration camp with urine lakes and thousand degree temperatures.

Shes a solid “6" in Philly.

An “escort” is a prostitute, dude.

Sure.

Leave her alone.

So she won an award that she didnt even know existed for a movie that nobody knows existed.

Thousands of people are dying every day from smack and oxy but, yeah, lets stick it to pot smokers.

Oh where is my little pink hand shovel??

Classy.

Youre not wrong about it being a trap but, damn, you could have spoken to potentially millions of people.

What “game” is queen white girl playing?

The stupidest shit will always be most popular.

Last year Gronk was almost late once but made snow shows out of two small latino children and just made it.

WHERES JA!!??