Later that day she drowned in an above ground pool filled with Natty Light.

If a player hit me with anything weighing more than a gum wrapper id be on the ground holding my neck.

OK I admit I fucked that up.

Dude, I didnt say I agree with it im just asking what did he expect after mouthing off to a bunch of cops from the most racist department on Earth?

Looks like Jimmy Fallon and Paul Giamatti fucked and had the guy on the bottom left.

I dont disagree with that ruling.

Im not saying its right but he is still an idiot.

He said “With or without a badge, I can fuck you up.”

Robins mom is Mexican?

Why does he have a tattoo of Florida under his eye?

“I was shocked at how she flew across the floor.”

The guys gonna lose his job and then get rehired almost immediately at some other school and the girl is going to sue and win millions.

Meh, I feel like doing the same thing to almost every teenager I see.

Cool bunk beds!

Yeah I probably would have posted something classy like a carved pumpkin with “YOUR MOM” sharpied on the front with a picture of my dick in its mouth.

“...I don’t think we should go around the world and impose democracy on everybody. Some people just aren’t made for democracy. Some people just need a dictator. That’s just who they are.”

Barf.

Yeah, “Asshole”.

A. Ass head got caught being honest.

Id rather cram broken lightbulbs in my ears than ever listen to that again.