Its leftover night, America.

“Doe Deere”?

Same here, I always hit it up after a day of climbing at Enchanted Rock.

Yeah, fuck all that.

Its literally the only good reason to go to Llano.

Yeah, shes a rude bitch sometimes.

My GF says Thank You after sex.

Or drive up to Llano and hit Coopers.

Why is he holding a fork?

Everyone in that photo should burn to death.

Recently saw Erlich do stand up. Funny shit.

I shot a werewolf in my neighbors back yard once but by the time I ran over there it had already morphed back into a little kid.

It gets stuck in my outbox ALL THE TIME.

He invented a phone that works 75% of the time and compared himself to Jesus.

The “Wise Black Lady” field is getting crowded.

Now they just call it “Cooch Juice’.

So whats gonna happen to that guy who hit a baby in the face with a beer?

And this probably wont be the stupidest thing she does today.

I wouldnt know, I dont post half naked pictures of myself in changing rooms online.

Great, now im gonna have to hear another shitty song of hers every five minutes for the next three years.