dwaynesnottryingtoreplaceyourdad
dwaynesnottryingtoreplaceyourdad
dwaynesnottryingtoreplaceyourdad

Man, white people are dropping like flies up there.

OK that makes sense.

The Bills are the ones with buffaloes on their helmets.

No Einstein, baby David Ortiz just hopped in the computer and started beating people to death.

This could threaten MLB’s position as the worlds most boring sport.

My step dad used to make us pray together at the table, even at restaurants.

Fuck Penn State.

So are the XBOX One games digital downloads instead of discs?

Economic success, yes, but a huge policy failure.

Wow, youd think the biggest failure in modern political history would be too embarrassed to speak in public.

Who knew military prisons could be so inflexible??

“Reacharound”

“You know how it feels to get dumped by some broad? Some damn whore from, I dont know, some small town or something where theres only two hot girls and every guy wants to bang them? You know the kinda slut I mean. So anyway she dumps you and all you got to do was finger her,under the panties mind you, and so then she

Yeah, this looks like a big piece of shit.

“Get all the money you can, girl!”

Their band sucks.

“I’m the quarterback of Ohio State... there’s nothing you can do?”

He looks like hes on his way to kill a rival nightclib owner......after working the window at Jack N The Box.

Photo manipulation is not virtual reality.