That's a funny picture.

Before you get on the NFL about this issue, just remember that they employ more colorblind people than any other business. And that’s just including the refs.

No Einstein, baby David Ortiz just hopped in the computer and started beating people to death.

No dummy, it’s residual radioactive material that condenses in the atmosphere after a nuclear detonation.

This could threaten MLB’s position as the worlds most boring sport.

Fuck Penn State.

That is fucked. Fuck Penn State forever.

Wow, youd think the biggest failure in modern political history would be too embarrassed to speak in public.

Who knew military prisons could be so inflexible??

If you mention high school freshman towns, it’s only a matter of time before Mark Sanchez asks for directions.

"And then the whole damn town feels sorry for the backstabbing whore and her jackass dad and makes you out to be the bad guy....But im happy with how we played today."

“Reacharound”

I would watch this movie. Is it like U-Turn?

“You know how it feels to get dumped by some broad? Some damn whore from, I dont know, some small town or something where theres only two hot girls and every guy wants to bang them? You know the kinda slut I mean. So anyway she dumps you and all you got to do was finger her,under the panties mind you, and so then she…

“Obnoxious and despicable are better than boring.”

Can we stop the dick measuring contest yet?

It’s just the kind of protesting Gawkerites can get behind! Imagine.. They don’t really have to express what they support, just what they don’t. It’s pretty much the silent equivalent of one calling you a racist or bigot, etc., when they don’t agree, even though you were none of those things in your comment.

Johnny Manziel During Drunk Driving Arrest: I’m the quarterback of the Cleveland Browns. There’s nothing you ca—

“I’m the quarterback of Ohio State... there’s nothing you can do?”