Dont worry, its gonna suck.

The NFL doesnt not know how to be an asshole.

One night I was getting trashed with my buddy at his girlfriends house whose parents were (allegedly) out of town. Anyway, I got to rocking too hard and had to cool it down so I stripped and hopped in her 12 year old little sisters bed which was the only one unoccupied.

Tell me how you really feel.

The fat ass gene skipped her.

ISIS technicians have already used parts from the wreckage to construct their own attack aircraft...

I said you are acting pretentious.

Its more like Elmer Fudd sitting on a juicer.

Very true, all of those people suck donkey balls.

One time Marky Mark made a Korean guy swallow a bunch of his own blood.

If you insist on acting pretentious you should run out and get a bag of better taste in music.

“Baby gonna cry?”

She sucks as hard now as she did in the 90’s.

“I am going to be disrespectful to the Danger Zone”

That aint no mom.

“You have no right to profile someone because of their race and nationality and this incident needs to be brought to light and I urge anyone who ever is thinking of shopping here reads this and doesn’t bring any business to this discriminatory place .”

You have no right to profile someone because of their race and nationality....

“Is baby gonna cry?”

403,000 miles on one charge?

Black and from France, the one-two punch that will make the white girls on Jezebel die from envy.