“The world needs plenty of bartenders!”

We need either a totally smart car that removes idiots from the equation or roll with what we have now because a car that kinda does some shit for you is only going to make idiots tune out and wreck into me.

This is going to make stupid people stupider.

Id do that.

Uh no, that is not a “sex crime”.

And who sees a violent soccer brawl bust out and then turns their back on it?

“Hello, this is Agent Righteous Ebony Lightnin’ calling from my CIA golf club phone now get me the President.”

“I told you to have your ass home by 11”

...including one perhaps who just flat out says, “You will always get back up when knocked down.”

The number of sombreros flying was what made this.

Driver.

The area under the eyes is valuable space that was unfortunately not properly monetized.

Shut up, dummy.

It was a separate volume knob, man.

“...methadone and hydrocodone..”

Hollywood only cares about one color, dude: Green.

OK, so what?

“Matumbo, in this war........Our war........there is no room for Rollerblades”

Although it technically could function as an actual firearm lube.

I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.