Yeah, in most places when you act like an asshole you get asked to leave.

Yeah I know, anytime a black person acts like a dumbass and is held responsible its because everybody is racist.

You sound dumb.

So some obnoxious, drunk women were told to pipe down and because they’re also black they sue everybody.

Uh no, this looks way less cool than the original.

He’s like a whiter, drunker Bruce Lee.

Shops at the Damascus Abercrombie.

Years from now people will talk about where they were on this day when the guy from the deal did that thing.

“Is this thing on?? Ill be here all week! Try the veal!”

1986 Malibu.

“I spent one Christmas knocking on the doors of the parents of murdered children.”

If you call a toothy backseat knob job romance.

On her way to her cats funeral.

Looks like a record breaking amount of cocaine was eaten by this years designers.

#8 Free Motorcycles

Science is hard.

Like, wow, OMG you sound like an 8 year old.

You guys always reach for shit to get in a huff about but this is way out on a limb.

Just throw the filthy motherfucker away and throw down $5.50 at Target for a new one.

Careful dudes, last time I wore “champagne goggles” my dick wouldnt stop itching.