Damn.

Try that with this guy.

“I look forward to running over people in a different car”

Wow, this is fucking stupid.

Oh no! Saucy banners!
Lets see how far we can get our panties jammed up our ass over this.

We dont care how much batter you are producing.

If you have plenty of ammo you can let the other guy worry about it.

This doesnt mean jack shit to the people next to you who still cant get in their car and will probably key the shit out of your fancy new SUV.

Is that the first one they dont make anymore? If so I like it.

My kids are fine, stupid.

“Lethal injection, feels like pasta... you know, painless, don’t want anything too heavy...”

“He should’a killed him!”

Does the university pay any of those bills?

Thank God.

What?

I can simulate the mating process by myself, thank you.

First mistake: Having kids. That shit ruins everyones life.

Update me when the whole family (including the children) are acid blinded so I can crack a beer.

Tell me she gets naked....

Fuck all that.