WTF makes dumb ass sports fans get drunk and wallow in filth?

Nope but I used to work across the street from Glamour Girls years ago.

How about because running is fucking boring and stupid?

Actually, in my area, drinks at trendy restaurants have edged up near titty bar prices. More in some cases. The GF and I had sushi last weekend at a place where Korean bottled beer was $11. Insane.

For regular readers of this column you should probably start with “What a Female Vagina Looks Like”.

How many lives will “Intro to Calligraphy” destroy?

Well, being in my 40’s now Ive learned that A) Strip clubs are for man-boys between the ages of 21 and 29 B) Having dated a few dancers I now know that its one in a million shot that you will pick up a stripper at work C) At my age the idea of sitting around staring at women with a semi-hard on makes me feel like a…

And hes molesting some other dude.

Probably to the US Embassy.

Gigi’s Cabaret @ 34th and 290.

It doesnt take much for the bullets to start flying.

Gigi’s Cabaret, now closed.

It was Gigi’s Cabaret (now closed and demolished) at the SW corner of 34th and 290.

One word : Austin.

I like it.

Same here.

Im going to the titty bar to celebrate.

Gimme a break, their football team doesnt even have cheerleaders.

“If that doesn’t work they have one of the finest firearms collection on the planet to finish the job.”

Me too.