You were in “a” band or just “band”?

Fuck it, im done.

At least the chewing tobacco distracted him from the awful Budweiser taste.

One time I was at a strip club in Houston and the waitress told me somebody “knocked over” my motorcycle. I ran outside just in time to see the security guard empty his pistol into the rear window of a Miata that was attempting to run him over in reverse. The Miata guy drove across the street to a gas station, got out…

True, at least Lubbock has (or had) the Home Plate Diner and Ralphs Records.

Worse, these kids all have to go back and live in Lubbock.

Weapon attachment points optional.

Said some things African American-y wasnt ready to hear.

He’s a dum-dum.

Well, he should stick to sports radio and leave more complicated social issues to others.

Hes also pushing hard for mandatory shower sofas.

Ive heard the guy speak before and he doesnt strike me as a guy who calulates rocket trajectories in his spare time.

“And remember everybody, I used to catch a ball for a job so, you know, im smart and stuff.”

Not impressed.

Short Answer: No.

Hef is slipping.

Old Man Clemmons hates rape!

Good to know the origins of what im making fun of.

She calls herself FKA Twigs?

I hate it when kids leave rape kits on my porch.