I went to the unemployment bureau and she be talkin’ bout’ “You have a criminal record...”

Fatty took a slice of pizza up on the mountain.

Poor millionaire.

“Kevin began acting as if he were looking for a quarter and ended up on top of her.”

Something Muslims...

Thanks for the tip.

Houston.

The black people should have killed him when the cops were too scared to come down and investigate.

And?

Maybe its the reflection of her barely concealed crotch.

Whats wrong with the SR400?

Wayne kept asking “Where’s all the rails, man?”

Seen near the umps water cooler...

Olivia Culpo.

The childlike sense of wonder is priceless.

They thought you said the potato skins van was coming.

Get off the couch, fatty.

Then there was a 20 minute commercial break while they tried to get a beach ball off the field.

Turn phone to “landscape”.

Get an Oxy prescription and a normal size bag shut the fuck up.